Eco-conscious Dater Pillows

"The date went fine. They're a rich, sexy, adventurous world traveler, but their huge carbon footprint is a red flag."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Recycled passion.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"It's not easy being green…"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

SOS of Garbage

Tree funeral.

Food Pyramid.

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

The Easter Bilby

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

"Hei ho, hei ho, to the lithium mines we go.,,"

'Look, a cloud from when the climate still worked properly'