Outdoorsy Dreamer Gifts

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

I saw a headline that said that bears are lazy and I'd like to think that when I watch reality TV I'm connecting with nature.

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Country Bumpkin.

The rocket powered skiier

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Extreme Bungy

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

'I think it's safe to assume that one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Ducks trying to guess what a man is quacking.

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Scenic selfie site

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."