Outdoor Dreamer Gifts

Hammock being held up by a balloon.

Where? Where

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

Peeping through a wall at the outside world.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

Snow Bridge.

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

Martha couldn't wait for spring...

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

'Life is too short to be little.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

A Bubble of Countryside.

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

'You see he slipped off this ledge here, and landed in this ravine.'

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.