Outdoor Daydreamer Gifts

"What a beautiful day for a takeover battle."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Dogs life

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"It looks brighter over there!"

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Snow Bridge.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Sandcastles

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

The Sun Bather

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"Well, there goes summer..."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

How to deal with weeds