Outback Dreamer Gifts

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

New Guy.

(Camel paintings)

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Tourists in Egypt

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

A Tumble Cow

Just a little seasoning...

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Tourist

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Tourist in the desert

'Camel'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Lost in Admiration

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

Distance to horizon varies.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."