Frontier Dreamer Gifts

"No one knows your name, you don't have an address...that's why you don't get any mail."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Desert Island BBQ

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'I blame global warming!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Daddy's working from home today."

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'