Canada Dreamer Gifts

"On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic. The constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada..."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"It is we."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I screwed up royally!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'