Frontier Dreamer Mugs

The fate of the emigrant

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Desert Island BBQ

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I blame global warming!'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Daddy's working from home today."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"