Outback Adventurer Gifts

Signpost In The Bush

The Flying Doctor Prescribes Aspirin

The actual reason for the demise of the Burke and Wills expedition.

'I told you not to play with matches!'

"Jesus..."

"Haven't you got a bigger tucker bag?"

Sign outside of jungle hut reads: Jones, Jones and Jones Practitioners in Jungle law.

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

Australian Crawl

Yes, sir, your cocktail should be ready in a second...

Shelia had become an 'outback' Lotto winner!

One night only Placido Dingo.

'So you're back.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Not that net!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."