Outback Adventurer T-Shirts

Signpost In The Bush

The Flying Doctor Prescribes Aspirin

The actual reason for the demise of the Burke and Wills expedition.

'I told you not to play with matches!'

"Jesus..."

"Haven't you got a bigger tucker bag?"

Sign outside of jungle hut reads: Jones, Jones and Jones Practitioners in Jungle law.

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

Australian Crawl

Yes, sir, your cocktail should be ready in a second...

Shelia had become an 'outback' Lotto winner!

One night only Placido Dingo.

'So you're back.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'