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Just a little seasoning...

Flying Doctor with keep taking the pills sign, "He never did have much of a bedside manner."

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

Clancy: Snake Charming

Australian man-of-war.

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

Australian Crawl

The outback dual-flush dunny.

"No Bruce. . .Tinnies don't grow on trees!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Butterflies

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

Frog in the puddles.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'