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'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Playing Fetch.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'My feet are killing me.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Bite out of fishing pier.

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"