Outback Gifts

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Playing Fetch.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Wildlife

The experienced backpacker.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'Not that net!'

'My feet are killing me.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"