Backcountry Explorer Gifts

Quicksand.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Deer Season Open.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

The Golfing Accident

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Trail mix?"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Pointing.