Backroad Explorer Gifts

Heart of America or Bypass

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Farm Humor.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"The pH level seems a little off."

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Tree Squirrel