Backroad Explorer Mugs

Heart of America or Bypass

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Tree Squirrel

A bit of Newlyn.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?