Road Explorer Mugs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Heading in the right direction.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Motorway of Life: Gender-Specific Exits

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Fly Fishing

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"We should get out to the country more often."

See you at Charing Cross!

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Have you seen my wife?"

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Thames Pizza

Hiker's right of way.

Wrong Way.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Distance to horizon varies.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"No doubt about it. Scientifically speaking, knowledge of the river will expand in direct proportion to the length of Mr. Van Gundy's new air hose."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge