Road Traveler Mugs

Car Pools.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Kardiff.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Vaccination Passport

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Valet park only"

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"