Country Road Traveler Mugs

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Walkers

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Valet park only"

"Relax. They're just crows."

"We should get out to the country more often."

About time!

An English Gold Field

'Bed & Bagel'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

Hiker's right of way.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"