Country Roads Traveler Mugs

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Walkers

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Tree Squirrel

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

'Bed & Bagel'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Just in time

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Car Journey.

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Hiker's right of way.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

A 'failed' brake check!

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.