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'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Walkers

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"We should get out to the country more often."

Tree Squirrel

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'Bed & Bagel'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Just in time

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Car Journey.

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Hiker's right of way.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

A 'failed' brake check!