Country Road Wanderer T-Shirts

'Hi, it's me. I'm going to be late. I'm stuck behind a bloody tractor!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Walkers

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

Trilby - 'The happy life'.

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

Easter Bunny

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.

Taxidermy.

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

'...straight down there and turn left after the third squashed hedgehog.'

Farm notice - Milk Your Own Cow.

Pear: 'OH, hey WOW, there's my old Neighbourhood!

Country man asking stern policeman for directions