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"Do I report in daily or just once a year?"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Farmer and FIsherman

Get on with it!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

An English Gold Field

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

The Rudges' peaceful home

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"I've never trusted cows."