Quiet Country Road Enthusiast Gifts

"Do I report in daily or just once a year?"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Farmer and FIsherman

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Get on with it!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Twitter that!

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

An English Gold Field

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"