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"Sorry, we don't go to the middle, yet."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Farm Humor.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Walkers

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Dogs and Chickens

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Tree Squirrel

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Just in time

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Car Journey.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"