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Right lane must be from out of town.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Hither and Yon sign

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Where the wild things were."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Valet park only"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'