Motorway Wanderer T-Shirts

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Pigeon Little

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Push for Disco...

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I know. I miss him, too."

See you at Charing Cross!

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Canadian Canoe.

Doubledecker bus stop

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

Hot Rinzelophtats

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

The successful rubbernecker...

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

I hate these flying fish

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

New York Gondolier

Leaving New York

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Pantomime Horse

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'