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'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

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"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Golf with a difference

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Workaholic on holiday

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'