Motorways T-Shirts

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

"Why can't they just build one big one...."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"What old school? This is my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Smile

Steep learning curve ahead.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

The successful rubbernecker...

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"Why have you come over here?"

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

Turning with mathematical precision.

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Fast food

London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Adopt a highway

'The road I tried to cross was the freeway.'