Motorways T-Shirts

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

"Why can't they just build one big one...."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"What old school? This is my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

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Steep learning curve ahead.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

"On your mark! Get set!"

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

The successful rubbernecker...

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Why have you come over here?"

Turning with mathematical precision.

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'The road I tried to cross was the freeway.'

London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'

Fast food