Road Wanderer Mugs

Right lane must be from out of town.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Where the wild things were."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Hither and Yon sign

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Valet park only"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'