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Hedgehogs on van.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

Thatched roof car.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sheep In Curlers

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Tree Squirrel

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Car Journey.

Just in time

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Water from a tap forming a dog.