Road Travel Mugs

'Caution! This vehicle makes frequent unexpected stops.'

Super Duper Toll Road Under Construction

Charging Stashun

If/Then, Either/Or, or Both/And

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Caution! Resurfacing - Diver resurfacing.

"Why have you come over here?"

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

Road widening scheme - 'More lanes? No we are just preparing for fatter drivers.'

'The road I tried to cross was the freeway.'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Motor Tourism

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kardiff.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Family members!