Road Transport Mugs

Narrow Load.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Late BroomStick

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Touring Cyclist

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Packed like sardines

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

The last Passenger Pigeon

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Latest Railway Marvel.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airliner

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."