Road Transport Mugs

Narrow Load.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Late BroomStick

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Touring Cyclist

Coexist. Coexhaust.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Packed like sardines

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Latest Railway Marvel.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Follow that cab!'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Airliner

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'