Transportation Services Mugs

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Late BroomStick

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Touring Cyclist

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airliner

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.