Traffic And Transport Mugs

Is Driving Doomed?

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Late BroomStick

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

The Fast Lane.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Touring Cyclist

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

One way only.