Traffic Mugs

My Other Car Is A Sleigh

Bob's personal journey of spiritual growth gets bogged down behind some idiot going half the speed limit.

'Rest of world full, do not enter.'

"Hey, is this great traffic, or what?"

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

'You are drunk. Thanks goodness, I thought my steering had gone.'

"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Accident Ahead - Be prepared to gawk.

Schadenfreude

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Bloody pedestrians! Get out of the way! Don't you beep at me, arrogant drivers!

Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Digital Communication.

"Twenty preprogrammed hand gestures allow you to signal everything from a simple lane change to homicidal rage."

'Don't make eye contact Harold, it's another one of those aggressive drivers.'

Idiot Driver Sensor System.

Cartoon City...

Push this button if you need to feel like your doing something.

Road Construction Blues.

Caution- No Light at End of Tunnel

Construction Delays Ahead.

If You Can Read This I'm Not Buried Yet

"You wouldn't believe how many people try to drive away without paying."

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Road Rage Highway

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"...Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 45 minutes!"

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

C'mon, move!

Man trapped on an island surrounded by cars