Traffic T-Shirts

My Other Car Is A Sleigh

Bob's personal journey of spiritual growth gets bogged down behind some idiot going half the speed limit.

'Rest of world full, do not enter.'

"Hey, is this great traffic, or what?"

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

'You are drunk. Thanks goodness, I thought my steering had gone.'

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

Accident Ahead - Be prepared to gawk.

"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Bloody pedestrians! Get out of the way! Don't you beep at me, arrogant drivers!

Schadenfreude

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Digital Communication.

Cartoon City...

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Don't make eye contact Harold, it's another one of those aggressive drivers.'

Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway

Idiot Driver Sensor System.

"Twenty preprogrammed hand gestures allow you to signal everything from a simple lane change to homicidal rage."

Push this button if you need to feel like your doing something.

Construction Delays Ahead.

Caution- No Light at End of Tunnel

Road Construction Blues.

"You wouldn't believe how many people try to drive away without paying."

If You Can Read This I'm Not Buried Yet

'Knights of the roundabout table'

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

Road Rage Highway

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'