Traffic And Transport T-Shirts

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Late BroomStick

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

The Fast Lane.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Touring Cyclist

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

One way only.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."