Transportation T-Shirts

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

Organic carrots being transported by truck - 'How many more miles is it?'

'If You Got It-A Truck Brought It!'

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

"How much if I pedal?"

'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

'What kind of a car wash is this place?'

Self Driving Cars! - They have a mind of their own!

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

Unable to afford leasing, Bob tries leashing a new car.

Canal Street

"I don't tell you how to do your job—don't tell me how to do mine!"

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

'I like it, but it rides a little rough.'

'Fuel surcharge, kid.'

Transporting helium balloons in mid air.

'You're not gonna believe this, but I ran out of gas!'

Man driving very small car

Taxi cab security gate

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'

Ferry tales.

London Underground statios: 'Quite Cross', 'Bloody Cross', and 'Charing Cross'.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Control Freaks, Clueless Numbskulls, Passive-Aggressives

Zero Fuel Taxis

Cars suckling at a petrol tanker.

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

Speeding school bus.

Expect Delays