Transportation Gifts

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'

Organic carrots being transported by truck - 'How many more miles is it?'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

'If You Got It-A Truck Brought It!'

"How much if I pedal?"

'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

Self Driving Cars! - They have a mind of their own!

'What kind of a car wash is this place?'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

Unable to afford leasing, Bob tries leashing a new car.

Man driving very small car

'I like it, but it rides a little rough.'

'You're not gonna believe this, but I ran out of gas!'

'Hello. How are you?'

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'

"I don't tell you how to do your job—don't tell me how to do mine!"

Transporting helium balloons in mid air.

Canal Street

Taxi cab security gate

'Fuel surcharge, kid.'

Cars suckling at a petrol tanker.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Ferry tales.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Control Freaks, Clueless Numbskulls, Passive-Aggressives

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

Bob continued to yell at other drivers long after he arrived home.