Transportation Systems Gifts

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

Realistic Timetable

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Late BroomStick

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Touring Cyclist

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Cycling with a harp case

Coexist. Coexhaust.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Is Driving Doomed?

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Follow that cab!'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'