Transportation Services Gifts

Airport Personnel We'd Love to See Call in Sick

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Late BroomStick

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Touring Cyclist

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Is Driving Doomed?

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Follow that cab!'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airliner

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Caution, Student Self-Driver