Transportation Specialist Gifts

'If no one rides it, is it still mass transit?'

"Huge potholes, unsafe bridges - our infrastructure is falling apart! Debates don't talk about it - where's the answer?"

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

'Acquiring Satellite.'

Hee-Haul

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Taxi

Confusing Traffic Sign.

Gas Mileage/ Gadget.

Road Signs.

H.S.R.2. finally operating after several cost reductions.

Space Train

A-340 Airbus.

Tunnel Mural

Taking your bike to the moon.

Shipping contract.

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Roober.

Consider the Alternatives

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"It's a hybrid!"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Natural gas

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

S**t Creek Halt

The Train to Nowhere

They Always Say That

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

L.A. Transfer

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!