Transportation Expert Gifts

Stop and think.

John Prescott.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"It's a hybrid!"

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

S**t Creek Halt

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Taxi

'The London drive-thru experience.'

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

Tunnel Mural

How do fish get to work?

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Hackney-Coach Stands

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

Underground stop on desert island.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

'Acquiring Satellite.'

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Ramp Car.

'Closed.'

Lex Ave Express