Modern Transport Gifts

"He's driving a blue Subaru, looks like he's two minutes away."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Late BroomStick

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Touring Cyclist

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Is Driving Doomed?

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Now you can send it."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Bashful in Nashville

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Follow that cab!'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."