Modern Travel Gifts

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Flags

The Zoo.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The fate of the emigrant

Sloaney Pony.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Carefree luggage.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

On holiday.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."