"He's driving a blue Subaru, looks like he's two minutes away."
Modern Transport Mugs
Start their day with a dash of modern transport humor or admiration. Our mugs feature stylish, witty designs inspired by contemporary vehicles and transit innovations—an ideal gift for transport lovers who enjoy their morning caffeine.
Thru versus Through Traffic
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
'Are we nearly there yet?'
Late BroomStick
"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."
"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"
Coexist. Coexhaust.
Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"
Touring Cyclist
The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
No Immediate Danger
"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."
The Uber Ride of Paul Revere
Is Driving Doomed?
My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.
Acme. Breakable prop transporter.
"Now you can send it."
'It's great to get back to the simple life'
Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.
"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"
Bashful in Nashville
Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.
"You must be the newly qualified driver."
Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right
Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...
'You know, you can do this all online now.'
Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.
'Follow that cab!'
"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."
"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."
GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.
"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."
Modern Transport Mugs Collection
Modern Transport Pillows
Browse our transport-inspired pillows to add a fun and personal touch to any room—perfect for anyone who loves modern vehicles and sleek design.
Modern Transport Prints
Check out our stylish transport prints, perfect for decorating a home or office with a modern, energetic vibe for vehicles enthusiasts.
Modern Transport T-Shirts
Discover our collection of modern transport t-shirts—great for casual wear and showcasing their passion for the latest in urban mobility.