My Other Car Is A Sleigh
Traffic Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for someone obsessed with traffic or driving? Our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture the humor and chaos of traffic jams and road trips. Perfect for car lovers or those who spend lots of time on the road, these gifts bring a smile to anyone who understands the daily dance of traffic. Whether it’s for a friend, family member, or yourself, find something that highlights the humorous side of busy streets and endless highways.
Bob's personal journey of spiritual growth gets bogged down behind some idiot going half the speed limit.
'Rest of world full, do not enter.'
"Hey, is this great traffic, or what?"
"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."
'You are drunk. Thanks goodness, I thought my steering had gone.'
Shoot, I need to get over a lane.
Accident Ahead - Be prepared to gawk.
"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."
"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"
Bloody pedestrians! Get out of the way! Don't you beep at me, arrogant drivers!
Schadenfreude
Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.
'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'
Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.
Digital Communication.
Cartoon City...
'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'
'Don't make eye contact Harold, it's another one of those aggressive drivers.'
Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway
Idiot Driver Sensor System.
"Twenty preprogrammed hand gestures allow you to signal everything from a simple lane change to homicidal rage."
Push this button if you need to feel like your doing something.
Construction Delays Ahead.
Caution- No Light at End of Tunnel
Road Construction Blues.
"You wouldn't believe how many people try to drive away without paying."
If You Can Read This I'm Not Buried Yet
'Knights of the roundabout table'
Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.
Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!
Road Rage Highway
The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.
Congestion Eases Inexplicably
'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'
Traffic Gifts Collection
Traffic Mugs
Explore our collection of traffic-themed mugs and find the perfect humorous accent for every coffee lover's desk or kitchen shelf.
Traffic Pillows
Discover our assortment of traffic-themed pillows to add humor and comfort to any living space or lounge area.
Traffic Prints
Browse our traffic prints for witty and artistic decor that captures the humor and chaos of busy roads in stylish ways.
Traffic T-Shirts
Check out our traffic-inspired t-shirts that turn commutes into fashion statements or funny conversation starters.