"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."
Traffic And Cars Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about traffic and cars? Whether they love racing, cruising, or just the daily commute, our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that celebrate their automotive interests with a fun twist.
'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'
The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.
Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.
New Road Signs to Watch For:
'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'
Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.
'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'
'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'
Is Driving Doomed?
'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'
"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."
Monday: Next 7 exits.
I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -
Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
One way only.
Unrest Area.
The Forever Stamp
Family traits.
Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.
Lot for people who don't know how to park.
Id/Ego/Superego.
"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."
"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."
"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."
"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."
Nice park. . .
Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'
A doorman fires a gun into the air.
Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.
Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.
"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"
'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'
Moses comes to Los Angeles.
Traffic And Cars Gifts Collection
Traffic And Cars Mugs
Explore our full range of traffic and car-themed mugs for every car lover and traffic joke enthusiast. Perfect for brightening their mornings.
Traffic And Cars Pillows
Decorate their space with our traffic and car-inspired pillows, blending comfort with a love for cars and witty traffic humor.
Traffic And Cars Prints
Bring automotive style into their home or office with our traffic and car-themed art prints, perfect for fans of the open road and clever design.
Traffic And Cars T-Shirts
Find the ideal way to express their passion with our traffic and car-themed t-shirts. Fun designs that match their love for all things automotive.