Traffic And Cars Pillows

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Is Driving Doomed?

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

One way only.

Unrest Area.

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Id/Ego/Superego.

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Nice park. . .

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.